My brother brought his nieces over yesterday…

Abby is 4, and Alissa is 2 1/12…

Me: Do you know what that is?

Abby: No. what?

Me: It’s a crib, it just needs to be put together.

Abby: You have a crib?

Me: Well, it’s not for me. It’s for my baby.

Abby: You have a baby in your belly?!

Me: yep!

And then Alissa comes up to me and looks up my sleeve. I guess she thought I kept my baby up my sleeve? :P